Fakeer: Moula k naam par kuch dedo?
Fakeer: Moula k naam par kuch dedo?
Admi: Tamaator khao.
Fakeer: Khaana dedo?
Admi: Tamaator khao.
Fakeer: Acha roti hee dedo?
Admi: Tamaator khao.
Fakeer: Aakhir tamator hi Q khaaon?
Admi ki B.V aa kar boli:
Ye totla hai, keh raha hai, kamaa kar khao
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