A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are
discussing all aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband
asked wife.
After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look
for a house sharing situation with three other
single or widowed women who might be a little
younger than herself, since she is so active for her
age."
Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die
first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 885 views

Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,

Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,
Light nai thi candle jal rai thi

Shkh: Doctor ko lenay ja ra h0on,
agr tumhe lagay k tum nai bachogi to yad se candle bujha dena..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Is This Really A Question

Bacha Ghar se Maar khakar School ja raha tha.

Raste me kisi ne Pucha-:Beta Padhte ho?"

Bacha bola - "Nahi Dress pahan ke tere Baap ki Shadi me jaa raha hu."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wats D Difference Betwn Bus & Cycle?

Wats D Difference Betwn Bus & Cycle?

Santa: Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata
Par Cycle Ka Stand
Hamesha Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

EK Advocate ke bete ko

EK Advocate ke bete ko uski Maa ne thappad maara...

Beta baap ke paas gaya aur kaha:

"Mummy ne mujhe bina wajah thappad maara.."

Baap ne usse ek aur thappad maara aur kaha:

"Advocate ke bete ho kar tuje itna bhi nahin pata ki Supreme Court k khilaaf appeal High Court mein nahi hoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rahul: How old are you Shobit? 

Rahul: How old are you Shobit? 

Shobit: i'm 7 years old. 

Rahul: You know what when I was in your age I was also 7. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)