mohala sunta hai
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi, Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi
, Phir woh meri mangetr bani, Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani, Hum dono bolte hain or muhalla sutna hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 850 views
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NEW CADBURY AD
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Me sleep wid dad last nyt..
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GIRL to BOY
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Ek taraf Paisa hai
Ek taraf Dimag
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Kia lo gay? .
BOY: Paisa
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GIRL: Galat… agr ma hoti tou
Dimag leti.
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BOY: Jis k pas jo nahi ha ,
wo
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U Should Jump 2 D Swimingpool Frm 100 Ft Height.
Act:
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Sardar Director:
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