Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi, Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi
, Phir woh meri mangetr bani, Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani, Hum dono bolte hain or muhalla sutna hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 849 views

Pathan K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae

Pathan K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae.
Nurse: Is Mein 7 Tanky Lage Ge
Pathan: Kitna Paisa Ly Ga
Nurse:Rs. 3000
Pathan:Baji Sirf Tanka Lagwana Hay Karhai Nahi Karwani.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Orange & Apple?

Sardar:
The Colour Of Orange Is Orange
But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu ko dost ne dinner pe bulaya.

Pappu ko dost ne dinner pe bulaya.

Pappu jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewqoof banaya tumko….

Pappu ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

How I Met Your Mother: "The Exploding Meatball Sub"

The challenge the writers of How i met your mother have faced with the Ted-Zoey relationship - since it's established from the outset that she isn't The Mother - is how to keep it interesting even tho ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)