mohala sunta hai
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi, Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi
, Phir woh meri mangetr bani, Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani, Hum dono bolte hain or muhalla sutna hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 966 views
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Student : Arz Karta Hoon...
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kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King...
Wah Wah...
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