Banta: Hum To Udti Chidya K Bhi Par Gin Lete He,

Santa: Is Me Mushkil Hi Kiya Hai
2 Hi To Hota Hein

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 632 views

Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din

Jes Din Se us Bewafa Ne Mujhy Chora Hai
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“Dost”
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Yaqeen Mano
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Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din Aaram Se Chal Jati Hai..?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Man Conducting Marketing Survey

Man Conducting Marketing Survey Asked A Lady: Which Book Has Helped You Most In Your Life?
Lady: My Husband's "Cheque Book"...!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ne Pagal Banaya

PATHAN: Aaj Hum Ne Pani Ko Pagal Bnaya

2ND PATHAN: Wo Kaisy?

1st PATHAN:
Hum Ne Nahany K Liye Pani Garam Kia Aur Thanday Pani Se Naha Liya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jungle ki baat hai

Jungle ki baat hai ek cheeta Cigar ka kash lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha

wahan aaya aur bola.

Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho

Cheetay ne ek socha aur phir choohe ke sath daudhne laga.
Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola.

Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho

Haathi bhi sath dorne laga.

Agay sher vodka ka peg bana raha tha, choohe ne usay bhi wohi kaha.
Sher ne glass side mein rakha aur choohe ko 7-8 thappad maarey.

Haathi bola, Arey ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon
maar rahay ho is bechare ko ?

Sher bola, Yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine pi kar mujhe 3 ghante
jungle mai ghumata raha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sindhi On His Death Time

Sindhi on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here.

My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa.

Sindhi:To phir bahar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hay ???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)