Police arrested a drunkard asked

Police arrested a drunkard asked: Where r u going?

Man: I'm going 2 a lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 844 views
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