1 Pathan Bhagte Bhagte Ruk Gaya
1 Pathan Bhagte Bhagte Ruk Gaya
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Abe Saans Phool Gai Thi Uski.
Insaan Hy Wo B Yr
Tum Log B Na,
Jaan Lelo Pathanon KE:-)))
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 801 views
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