Race dekhte Hue
Race dekhte Hue
GOLU ne Pucha:"Inam kisko milega?"
MOLU:Sub se age wale ko.
GOLU:To phir piche wale kyu bhag rahe hain?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views
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Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
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ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho
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convert this sentence into future tense.
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Sardar: Bad
Interviewer: Come
Sardar: Go
Interviewer: Ugly
Sardar: Pichlli
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Sardar: UGLY
Interviewer: Shut Up
Sardar: Keep Talking
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Sardar: ok now carry on
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Interviewer: Are yaar
Sardaar: Are dushman
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