Aik pathan apne rickshy k sath khra tha
aik aadmi aya or pucha: khan bhai iqbal town jao ge?

Khan: mei to chla jaunga lakin mere rickshay ka kon khayal rakhega?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 692 views

Duniya Barri KUTTI Hai

Master: Duniya Gol Hai.
Student: Aap Kehtay Hain
To Maan Leta Hon.

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Warna Papa Kehtay Hain K.
Duniya Barri "KUTTI CHEEZ" Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga

To Larki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Larki Apne Sath Bacha Le Kar Ai

Or Larke Ko De Diya

Larke Ne Pucha Ye Kyun…?
To Larki Ne Kaha

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Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar

Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya?

Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.

Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Thirsty crow

1 Sardar ko America mai Police ne rook lia, owr Investigation shuro kar li
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Sardar ko English nahi athi thi, eslie tu ne LEAVE APPLICATION suna dia
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Police ne esy Pagal Samaj kar chor dia
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Sardar ki Bewi: Sardar Jee tussi tay great O!
Sardar: O ae tay kuch vi nahi, haly te mai THIRSTY CROW nahi sunayi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

When do u buy this scooty

Manager: When do u buy this scooty.

Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at night a girl came in scooty,
stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes and said take whatever u want.
I took the scooty what can I do with her clothes.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)