Two Tigers were resting under
Two Tigers were resting under a tree
Suddenly A RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out &Asked "What was that?"
2nd Tiger smiled & said, "FAST FOOD"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 698 views
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His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You’re cute!”
Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”
She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”
His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
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Arrange marriage :
Rs 200,000 shadi per
Rs. 50,000 haq mehar
Rs. 50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per
Rs. 300,000 jahez
... Rs 100,000 valeema
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total : Rs 775,000
love marriage
RS 120 ka stamp paper
200 taxi ka kiraya
50 typist ko
mithai Rs 300
total: 670
dil lagao
kharcha bachao
aaj nhe kro ge to kal bhugto ge
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Chinki: “20 Years”
Boy: “Juthi, Tumne To 5 Saal Pahle Bhi Yahi Batayi Thhi”
Chinki: “Dekha, Ladkiya Juban Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti Hai“
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Wife:
Apko Meri Khubsurti Ziyada Achi Lagti Hy Ya
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Sardar:
“Mhjy To Tumhari Ye Mazaq Karne Ki Adat Bohat
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Baat Chit Ke Bich Mein Ek Dum Se Raavan Ne
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Hanuman Ji: “Nahi Hai”
Ram Ji Hanuman Ji Ke Kan Mein Bole: “Abe Juth
Kyu Bol Rahe Ho, Hai To Sahi Tumhare Pass”
Hanuman Ji: “Prabhu, Kirpya Karke Aap Chupp
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Tabhi asman me jor se bijli chamki aur badal garje.
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