shadi per Susral
Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy
Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi
Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai..
“Bohat Mota Wife”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1422 views
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It was President Bush.
President Bush was drowning, and the three boys rescued him.
President Bush thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.
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The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so President Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.
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