shadi per Susral
Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy
Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi
Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai..
“Bohat Mota Wife”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1406 views
Similar Jokes
Molvi 22 bachon aur bv k sath dost k ghar dawat pe gia
dost bari faimly dekh kar bola:haya nai aai?
Molvi:nai us k papar ho rahe hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nice Comments
For ” LOVE ”
Mohabat Aankh
Se Nahi DiL Se Dekhti Hai (Shakspear)
Jo Bar Bar
Mohabat Krte Hain
Wo Mohabat Krna Nahi Janty
(Ghalib)
Mohabat Wo Kheel Hai Jis Main Aqal Haar Jati Hai
(Hitler)
DiL Ki Hazar
Aankhen Hoti Hain
Magar Wo Mehboob
K Aib Ko Nahi Dekh Sakti
(BULLEY SHAH)
Muhabat mat karna kyun k main bhi muhabat ki wajah se badnaam howi hun
(MUNNI).
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa & Banta Were Discussing
Santa: If I Drink Coffee, I Can’t Sleep
Banta: Its Happend Opposite To Me
If I Sleep, I Can’t Drink Coffee
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded
“Humans r Soluble in water”
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Aaj pehli bar tum class mein
baaten ker rahey ho, Humesha
tum nazren jhuka ke mere lecture sunte thy.
Madam: Aaj Mera SMS package khatam ho gaya hai :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost uske B.V k pas aya aur bola:
Kya mei us ke jga le skta hun?
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B.V:Mujhe tu koe etraaz nhe
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Qabristan walo se pooch lo !!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
America ki soch -Hum chand par pahoch gaye,
Ab aage kya karna he ?????
China ki soch - Hum 90% Dunia ki market pe raj kar rahe he,
Ab baaki par kese kare ?????
Hum Bhartiyo ki soch - 12 baje light gayi thi to 2 baje aayi thi ,
Ab 4 baje gai to 6 baje aayi,
Matlab sala 8 baje wapas jayegi ?????
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"Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani bhar le ,
Mae mera mobile charge me laga deta hu" ..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Mujhe aaj tumhari ungliyan katani paregi,
Wife: Kyu?
Santa: Pappu kah raha tha Lady Finger ki sabji
khani hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne usse poocha: Kyun tention mein ho???
Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupey diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)