Ghar Me Setting

Beta: Papa aapki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan. Beta: Kis se hui?

Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..

Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 885 views
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