Ghar Me Setting
Beta: Papa aapki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan. Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 803 views
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Sardar went to a mirror shop
Once a Sardarji goes to a mirror shop to buy a mirror.He wanders all over the shop before the shopkeeper comes and asks him,
May I help you
Sardar: I want a very strong mirror.
Shop keeper: Try this one sir!Its just Rs.1000
Sardar: Is it really that strong
Shop keeper: Yes sir. If u want to know, you can throw this mirror from 100 storeyed building. This mirror does not breaks upto 99 floors sir
Sardar: Wah bahuth badiya hai
He pays the shop keeper and leaves with that mirror
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Interviewer: Let me check your Engli
Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good
Sardar: Bad
Interviewer: Come
Sardar: Go
Interviewer: Ugly
Sardar: Pichlli
Interviewer: PICHLLI?
Sardar: UGLY
Interviewer: Shut Up
Sardar: Keep Talking
Interviewer: Ok now stop it
Sardar: ok now carry on
Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa
Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh
Interviewer: Are yaar
Sardaar: Are dushman
Interviewer: Get Out
Sardar: Come In
Interviewer: U r Rejected
Sardaar: I m selected...bale bal
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Science ki jadeed
science ki jadeed tehqeeq k mutabiq Dimagh mein bhoosa rakhne wale log hamesha sidhay haath mein mobile pakar kr sms parhtay hain
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya . 1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikhari : Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb : Kal aana.
Bhikhari : Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Biwi ek dum khush hoke :"Kya baat hai jee,aaj to meri photo pe photo kheenche ja rhe ho
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Husband bola :kuch nhi pagli,aaj mere sarr pe wild life photography ka bhoot sawar hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girlfriend: I can't marry you. I am one year elder to you.
Boyfriend: Very Good, I love you so much that I can wait for you for one year.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sara: Kya Aapko Pata hai?
Books Saamne Rakh k Bhi na Parhne Wali Beemari Ka kya Naam hai?
Chaudhary: Aahoo!!! Begherati
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, "Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?"
Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, "Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)