Film Poster

1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster lag gia
.
Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi
.
1 Ticket mai 2 mazay
Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga
Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath
Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai
Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek ho kar
Sawab-e-darain hasil karain

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 603 views
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