Ik aadmi ki 6 fingers thi.

Log usko Santa kehte the...

batao kyon?

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Kyonki uska naam Santa tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 935 views

flirt

Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k

Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Bhi Ajeeb Log Hai

Pathan Bhi Ajeeb Kaum Hai Doston.

“Ghusse Se Bole Toh Dar Lagta Hai Ke Maare Na”

Or

“Pyaar Se Bole Toh Bhi Dar Lagta Hai Ke Kahi Maar Hi Na Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aap main aur PEPSI

Aap main aur PEPSI main 3 chezain ek jesi hain.

1_Sab ko pasand hai

2_Dono sweet hai

Or

3_Dono mai dimaag ki jaga dhakan laga hai..:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In an Engineering University during a math’s class

In an Engineering University during a math’s class:

Student:
Why do we have to learn this?

Teacher:
To save lives.

Student:
How does math save lives?

Teacher:
It keeps idiots like u out of medical college

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)