Bachcho Aaj Mai Apko
Teacher:Bachcho,Aaj Mai Apko Bhag Ke Sawal Sikhaungi
Billu:Mam Mai Bhag Ke Sawal Nahi Kar Sakta,Mera Dam Bhar Jata hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views
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