Schools moment everyone had
A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's School Life
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When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say
"Who? Me?" =O :P
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!) / 863 views
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B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
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- interview -
Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?
Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A babe was standing at a bus stop. A boy walking along remarked, chand to raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya?
The girl replied with a smile ulloo to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai?
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Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha
chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir
jai ga. . .
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wee Hughie was dying.
Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.
"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.
Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"
"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband From Wife:
Did U Have Any Boy Friend Before Marriage?
Wife Silent
Husband:Main Is Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjhoo?
Wife:Abey Ginne To De..?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
or his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered
a cake with this inscription:
"You are not getting older,
You are just getting better."
When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,
and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready
to serve the cake that he discovered it read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa: Jab me chhota tha tab me is ped pe chad jata tha. banta: wo kaise? santa: tab ye ped bhi chhota tha na yaar...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan:College Ki Larki Se Bola
I Love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)