India Mein Kitne Mahapurush Paida Hue Hai?
Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “India Mein Kitne Mahapurush Paida Hue Hai?”
Pappu: “India Mein Mahapurush To Kya Purush Bhi Paida Nahi Hue, Sab Bacche Hi Paida Huwe Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1038 views
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