India Mein Kitne Mahapurush Paida Hue Hai?
Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “India Mein Kitne Mahapurush Paida Hue Hai?”
Pappu: “India Mein Mahapurush To Kya Purush Bhi Paida Nahi Hue, Sab Bacche Hi Paida Huwe Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1044 views
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Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH kehte hai.
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HUSBAND :
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True Story Of A Married Man :
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Maang Bharne Ki Sazaa Kuch
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Maang Poori Karte Karte,
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