1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko
1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko
Rasi Se Bandh Kr Leja Rha Tha
Ye Dekh Kr Ek Pathan Has-Has Kr Lotpot Hogya
Or Kehny Laga:
Ek Rassi Ko Le Jany K Liye
Do Do Truck
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 640 views
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