Santa to bill Gates:
Santa to bill Gates:
Tusi bade pagal ho!
Gates: Why?
Santa: surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS da
karde ho ji.?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 982 views
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