Santa to bill Gates:

Santa to bill Gates:
Tusi bade pagal ho!

Gates: Why?

Santa: surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS da
karde ho ji.?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 725 views
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