WHAT IS LOVE

Billu: WHAT IS LOVE?Tillu: JAB GIRLFRIEND PAADE AUR USKI BADBOO BHI TUJHE GULAB KI KHUSHBOO KI TARAH LAGE.Tab Samajhna Tujhe Sachcha Pyar Ho Gaya..


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