Tufani Barish Mein Ek Pathan
Tufani Barish Mein Ek Pathan
Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gya Tha
Pathan Dhonty Hoye 1 Park Pohanch Gaya Wahan 1 Larka Apni Girl Friend Ki Ankhojn Me Dewkhte Hoye Keh Raha Tha
Mujhe Tumhari Ankhon Main
Pori Duniya Nazr Aa Rahi Hai
Pathan : Dekhna Mera Gadha Nazar Aa Raha Hai Kya
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