Shaadi k din patni pati se
Shaadi k din patni pati se: "SUNO JI!!! Aaj se AAPKE bina MAI nahi MERE bina aap nahi"10 saal baad
patni:"KUTTE!!! Aaj ya to TU nahi ya MAI nahi"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 881 views
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