A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 9779 views

Pathan 5 mints main

Pathan 5 mints main paper chor ke chla gya.

Teachr: kya paper ni ata.

Pathan: wo bat nai hai hum ko agley paper ki tayari krni hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 lagaen

1 sardar p.c.o gia or jate hi shopkepar ko 3 thapaar mare kiun mare?

Shop par likha tha number dail karne se pehle 3 lagaen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Interview main Sardar se pocha gaya

Interview main Sardar se pocha gaya: ek African lady jo kano se kuch nahi sun sakti ho usay kia kahain ge?

Sardar: Black Behrry

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Judje. Tum ne apne malik ko zehar

Judge:Tumne Apne Malik Ko Zehar Q Diya
Mulzim:QK Unho Ne Kaha Tha K Aisa Thanda Pani
Pilao
K Thanda Ho Jau Maine Zehar Daal Kar De Diya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar bhagte bhagte

Sardar k ghar chor aagya srdar ne dekha to Chor
bhaga,
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
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Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisaan.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)