Punjaban: Maa aaj
Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay
ko bewaqoof banaya
Maa: woh kaisay ?
Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka
note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur
woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may
dhondta raha
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