Reverse Geare

Driver: Sahab poora petrol khatam ho gaya hai….. ab gaadi aage nahi jaayegi…

Sahab: Teek hai ek kaam kar, gaadi reverse le aur ghar vaapas chal….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 634 views
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