Height of Attitude :
Height of Attitude :
1 lady see a boy of 5 years is smoking. . . . . . . . .
Lady :- kya tumhare dad ko malum hai, ki tum
smoking karte ho.??
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Boy (dhua udate huye) : kya tumhare husband ko
malum hai , ki tum abhi kisi gair "MARD" se bat
kar rahi ho.????
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