Height of Attitude :

Height of Attitude :
1 lady see a boy of 5 years is smoking. . . . . . . . .
Lady :- kya tumhare dad ko malum hai, ki tum
smoking karte ho.??
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Boy (dhua udate huye) : kya tumhare husband ko
malum hai , ki tum abhi kisi gair "MARD" se bat
kar rahi ho.????

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 582 views
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Achi bat to sub ko achi lagti hai
lakin jb tmhe kisi ki bur bat b buri na lage to samjho tumhe pyar nai huwa

balke
zaleel hone ki adat ho gai hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka

Pathan Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka

Pathan: Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka Khaansi Kesa Hai?
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Dost: Kaansi Band Ho Gayi,

Magar Ab Saans Ruk Ruk Ke A Rahi Hai,
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Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi, Khuda Ne Chaha Tu Wo Bhi Band Ho Jaye Ga

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Obama - we have 3 item bombs
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Madonna
Shakira
Angelina
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Manmohan - we have professional
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EMRAAN HASHMI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ali ke 4 baache hue,

Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,

Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,

Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum ne naam rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naukraani malkin aap mujh per

Naukraani:-malkin aap mujh per bekaar hi shak kar rahi hai,main aapko kaise samjhaau mujhe to shabd nahin mil rahe hai.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.

Frog: Great..! But when & where?

Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Judge asked the husband

Court was hearing a divorce case.

Judge asked the husband: Why do you want to divorce your wife?

Husband: We have a lot of cats in our house, but whenever my wife goes out of house, she brings one or two more. I am sick of this habit of hers and want to divorce her as my house has turned into a zoo. During summer i can’t breath due to so many cats.

Why don’t you open the windows during the night? asked the judge.

How can i? said the husband. All my 200 pigeons i so painfully gathered would fly away.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,

2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,

Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!”

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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
One Missing Girl

George came home one day, very excited.
"Do you know what they are saying?" he asked his wife Jean, "they say our janitor has slept with every woman in this building except for one!"

Jean responded "That must be that girl from number 32; no one likes her!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)
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Sardar pizza lene aik pizza shop pe geya
Shop wala:
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4 kar de yar Pata nai 8 khadey v jandey ne k nai.

by Razzi (few years ago!)
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