Tum ne Police Officer ki jaib me
Wakeel: Tum ne Police Officer ki jaib me jalti hui matches kyun rkhi?
Pathan: Ye Hum ko bola "kaam krvana hai to pehle "JaiB" garam karo...
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 521 views
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aaik pathan darwaza khol k naha raha tha
kisi ne poocha LaLa aisa kion karte ho ?
Pathan : yara ham ko shak he khamein darwaze ke neechey se koi dekhta he…….
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa was sitting in a cricket ground.. Security Guard: Cricket match is over now,why r u still sitting? Santa: Oye yaar, I m waiting for highlights
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto.... Driver adjusted mirror..
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife... Go & sit back i will drive the auto...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon
After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)
Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon
You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno
President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Luchnowi Nawab Punjab pahuncha aur sardar se rasta puchne ko ruka: Huzoor, Ek Takleef Deni Thi Aapko?.
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Sardar: Sale de kar to dekh teri bakkal na taar dunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:
Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Altaf Hussain Hajj karny gaye,
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Jab woh Shaitaan ko Kankariyan maarny lagy to aawaz aai,
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"BHAI"...
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Aapne yahan aany ki Zehmat kyon ki? Mujhe London bula liya hota.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
It's million dollar saying that jo hase unke ghar base
But the million dollar Question is Ghar basane ke bad kitne Hase
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr-Apke 3 daant kese tut Gye.
GOLU:-BV ne kadak halwa banaya tha,Wo khaya
Dr:-To halwa khane se mana kar dete
GOLU- fir to 32 ke 32 tut jate
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Pathan Tarap Tarap K Marne He Wala Tha,
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Usay Yaad Aaya
K
Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)