Ek Baar Pati-Patni Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi,

Unki Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Band Thi,

Ek Din Subah Pati Ko Kisi Kaam

Se Office Jaldi Jaana Tha,
Usne Raat Ko Paper Par Likha: “Mujhe Subah 5 Baje Utha Dena”

Aur Paper Patni Ke Takiye Ke Paas Rakh Diya,

Subah 8 Baje Jab Wo Utha To Dekha Uske Upar Bahut Saare

Paper Pade The,
Aur Likha Tha:
Uth Jao 5 Baj Gaye Hai,

Please Uth Jao, Warna Late Ho Jaaoge

Arrey Pahle Hi Bahut Der Ho Chuki Hai, Ab Uth Bhi Jaao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 745 views

Ye main bardasht nhi kr skta

Major Rohail-
Ye main bardasht nhi kr skta
Tumare hotel me bohat saari
Makheyan hai

Waiter-
Hukam kre sir
Ap ktni bardasht kr skte hy
Baki ko bahar nekal du ga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

I eat fruit

Every time I eat fruit..
Patient: 'Doctor, every time I eat fruit I get this
strange urge to give people all my money.'
Doctor: 'Would you like an apple or a banana?'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kisi behri jahaz

Kisi behri jahaz main kain log safar kar rehy the achanak aik chota sa bacha samandar main ja gira, jahaz main halchal mach gai, thori der bad aik nojawan bachy ko good main liye samandar se nikal aya. logo ne is ki bahadari ki tareef ki.& & &

Nojawan bola:”who sab to thek hay magar ye batao, ke muje Dhaka kis ne diya tha.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Club Me Dancr jhuki to

Club Me Dancr jhuki to American Ne 100 Rs.Uski Bra me dala,British Ne 200 dale

Sardar ne ATM card Uski Bra Me ghusaya or 300 Rs. Nikaal Liye???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti

Santa- “Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti hai ki
kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab maine
usse kaha ki garam paani ka jaldi praband kare to
usi wakt paani garam kar diya|”
Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”
Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)