All happy Husbands behave like Amir Khan in Ghajini -
Biwi ki sunte hain,
Samajhte hain,
Aur.

15 Minute ke Baad sab Bhool Jaate Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 659 views

Teacher Student

Teacher is explaining to the student,
'if you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.'

Student: but sir, if it happens to you, we shouldn’t help you.

Teacher: why?

Student: because you don’t have any hair.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Diwani Si Sunder Si

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan

Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan Lar Pari..Aik Boli K Aaj Sunday Hay.Or 2sari Boli Ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola




Hum Kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma Parh K Aya Hun?

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

wife was beating a husband.

wife was beating a husband.
neighbours asked-why r u beating?
wife-when i called him one girl recived the phone & said the person u r trying to reach is currently busy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Haathi ke bache ne

Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha: Tumhari age kitni hai?
Chonti: 40 years
Baby Elephant (hairat se): 40 saal aur itni choti ?
Chonti: Haan mai Lux istimaal karti hun es liye meri umar nazar nahi aati. Aur tumhari umar kiya hai?
Haathi ka bacha (fakhr se): 10years.
Chonti: 10 years! Aur itne bare?
Haathi ka bacha: Haan, mai Nido jo peeta hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)