johny lever: I lost my cheque book.
Bank manager: B carefull any one can put ur sign!
Johny: I'm not a fool, i have already signed all the cheques..............keepsmilng

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 902 views

I think that I'm a chicken

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Obama pakistan Aya To Ak Deewar par Likha tha

Obama pakistan Aya To Ak Deewar par Likha tha

Obama kanjar:DDD

Obama Nay Ak Pakistani Say Pocha kanjar Ka Matlab Kya Hota ha

Pakistani Ne kaha is ka matlab hai.

WATAN SE PIYAR KARNAY WALA:P

Phir Obama (India) Gaya Aur Taqreer main kahan Mujhe pata ha

Aap sub kanjar hain:D

Main khud bohat bara kanjar hoon:-PPPP

Lakin Main ne GANDI say bara kanjar Aaj Tak nahi dakha:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

2 charh gaey

To train men logon ne kaha

WELDONE

Pathan: khaak well done?

Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny

If Columbus had been a Married Man, He might have never discovered USA.

Because He would be asked:

Where r u going?
With Whom?
To discover What?
When will you be back?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

1 patan ko gadhay ne laat maari

1 patan ko gadhay ne laat maari

pathan ko boht ghussa aaya wo utha or gadhay ko 4 – 5 laaten maar kar bola:

tu kia samjhta hay mein tujh se kam hun.?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)