Bank manager ask the pathan in interview

Manager" what is Cyclone?

Pathan: It is the loan given by the bank to purchase a Cycle.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 744 views

Sardar & Math Teacher

Math Teacher Sardar Se:
Agar Teri 1 Pocket Me 500rs Ho Aur 2sri Me 1000
To Tu Kya
Sochega?

Srdar:Yehi Ki Meine Kisi Aur Ki Paint Pehen Li Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Taj Mehal

Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga
Paagal 2: main use abhi bhech nahi rahaa hoo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Captain of Military

Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;

Santa aage nahi bada;

Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?

Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man joined a big Multi National Company

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?

“No” replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”

The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”

“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.

“Thank God!” replied the trainee and kept the phone down…..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Dudh k sath 2 roti

Santa: Dudh ke saath do roti kha raha tha
guess why?
kyonki Doctor ne kaha tha halka khana lena hai
jaise Dudh, Double Roti

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)