Xcuse me brother
Girl-Xcuse me brother,that's my seat.
Boy-OK! But I'm nt ur brother,My father nver afair wid ur mom.
Girl-True...Bt my father did !Moral: dnt be over smart oK
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 618 views
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