Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

SANTA: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 923 views

Tu apne baal kyun nahi

Maa:Tu Apne Baal Kyun Nhi Katwata?

Baita:You Know Mom It’s Fashion:
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Maa:O BEGERATA
Log Teri Behen K Liye Aye Thy Aur Tjhe Pasand Kr K Chale Gaye Han.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Can u think k

Can u think k
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thora aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
"GHALTI SE"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Funny

Urdu ke liye 1 dabayye, English ke liye 2 dabayye.
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Saala ye to Hindi bolne wale ke sath nainsafi hai..:P:P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Dono Me Angoor Nahi Lagte

Dono Me Angoor Nahi Lagte
Teacher To Santa :Batao

Pineapple Aur Coconut Ke Tree Me Kya Similarty Hai?

Santa Kafi Der Sochne K Baad :Madam! Dono me Angoor Nahi Lagte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Reasons why Computers are females

Five reasons to believe computers are females :

1.No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then I am certainly not going to tell you.'

4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)