Baap:apni likhai khush khat karo.

Beta:mujhe is ki kia zaroorat hai me bara ho k docter banun ga.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 960 views

MC k hotel main

Bilu MC ki hotal me- are bhai kab se wait kar raha
hu,
Khana abhi tak nahi aaya?
Mc – sar khana to char din se bana rakha hai bas
garam ho raha hai!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Zinda machli hai.

Machli wala:dekho sardar g me aj zinda machli laya hun.
Sardar:machli to waqai zinda hai or mujhe ye btao k ye taza bi hai k nai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Agerbeghwan tumhe

Santa: Agar Bhagwan tumhe 1 wish de or Paise or
akl me 1 leno ho to tu kya le.
Banta: Isme puchhna kya hai me Akl lunga
Santa: Achha jiske pass jo cheej nahi ho wohi lena
chahiye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Fix The Problem

A man came home from work one day and his wife asked him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who do i look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....

the man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet.

The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Isme Aur Colour Dikhao

Aik Pathan Pakistan Ka Flag Lene Aik Shop Par Gaya Usne Dukandar Se Kaha Ke Pakistan Ka Flag Dikhao…

Dukandar Ne Flag Dikhaya
To Pathan Ne Aik Aisi Baat Ki
Jisse Dukandar Ko Gussa Aagaya…

Guess Pathan Ne Kya Kaha Hoga??

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Pathan Said:
Yaara Isme Aur Colour Dikhao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)