Ab tumhara talak hua
Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak hua tha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise?
Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views
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