2 Dost suicide kernay gayai
2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,
Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey
dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani
de Dukh de!”
Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang
raha hai k Microsoft main Job.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 699 views
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