Nya sipahi(inspector se):

Nya sipahi(inspector se): Sir,ye bilkul galat haiki mein us chor se der gaya tha

Inspector: To tum us gaadi ke piche kyun chupe the?
Nya sipahi: Ji weh to mein kutta dekh kar chupa tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1053 views
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