Gullu: Golu Tum Udaas Kyun Ho.

Gullu: Golu Tum Udaas Kyun Ho.

Golu: Kya Batau Gullu Maine Pitaji Ko Dictionary Kharidne Ka Bahana Banakar Paise Ke Liye Chithi Likhi Thi.Unhone Anarth Kar Diya

Gullu: Kaisa Anarth.

Funny Golu:Unhone Dictionary Hi Bhijwa Di.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 690 views
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