Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan pe gaya or kaha: Kuttay k liye ek kilo doodh de do.

Dukan wala: Yahin piyo gay ya parcel kar don?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1343 views

Kahan se copy ki

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab
h copy or kho gaye pen

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Apne Janmdin Par Kisko

Maa:Apne Janmdin Par Kisko Bulana Chahte Ho?

Pappu:Dadaji ,Mamaji, Chachaji Ko.
Akhir Gift Aur Rupaye 2 Inhi Logo Se Milenge...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik aik jal rahi thi

Sardar:ye to kaisa machas laya hai aik teli nai jalti.

Beta:kia bat karte ho abba,1 1 teli check kar k laya hun sub jal rahi thi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Tumhaara homework

Teacher: tumhaara homework kyu tumhaare pitaa ke handwriting main hai?

Student: maine unka pen use kiyaa thaa sir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)