Boy To Girl: “Pen Hai?”
Girl: “Nahi Hai”
Boy: “Pen Hai Pen?”
Girl: “Kaha Na Nahi Hai”
Thodi Der Baad
Boy: “Pen Hai?”
Girl: “Kitni Baar Kahun Nahi Hai, Ab Dubara Puchha To Hathode Se Sar Fod Dungi”
Boy: “Hathora Hai?”
Girl: “Nahi”
Boy: “Acha Phir Pen Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 684 views

Sardar

Sardar Ji and Hitler Joke

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

One day in class

One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.

"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher.

"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa goes for railway reservation

Santa goes for railway reservation
Santa: Mera AC chair car ka reservation kar dena
Railwayman: Seat nahi hai

Santa: Aap reservation kare seat ki chinta na kare, ek kursi me ghar se le lunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Man Went Into A Pet Shop

A Man Went Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Parrot. He Was Shown An Especially Fine One Which He Liked The Look Of, But He Was Puzzled By The Two Strings Which Were Tied To Its Feet. "What Are They For? " He Asked The Pet Shop Manager. "Ah Well, Sir, " Came The Reply, "Thats A Very Unusual Feature Of This Particular Parrot. You See, Hes A Trained Parrot, Sir, He Used To Be In The Circus.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bnta owned a factory

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?


Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)