God askd man"whats ur wish? Man
god askd man"whats ur wish? Man " god please give me my bacheler days bach; 'god laughed n said; 'beta MANNAT mangne ko kaha tha JANNAT nahi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 909 views
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