Santa- Apne Bal ko to Dekho
Santa- Apne Bal ko to Dekho,
Jaise Ghas Ugi Ho.
Banta- Tabhi toh Main Soch Raha Tha
Ki Mere Pas Ye Jaanwar Kyo Khada Hai.?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1065 views
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