Pathan Was Getting Bitten

Pathan Was Getting Bitten By
Mosquitoes D Whole Nyt.

He Got So Irritated Dat
He Drank Poison & Said:

Ha Ha! Bite Me Now U Devils, Now All Of U Will Die.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 573 views
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