aapke makan me chuheynach rahe hai.
Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey
nach rahe hai.
Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 547 views
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Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!
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Aman : Yaar hum hindi
bolte hai, english bolte hai, but
maths kyun nhi ?..
Chaman : Jyada 3-5 mat kar
or 9-2-11 ho ja varna 4-5
dhar dunga, 36 ke 6 reh jayenge
samjha
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The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:
Dear Grandmother,
I'm sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It would serve me right if you forgot mine next Tuesday.
With love, Mike
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Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"
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Quotes of Mind…
1.Russian General in 1987:
“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”
2. By American General in 2004:
“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”
3. By indian General in Siachin War:
“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”
*Dont send ONLY bad msgs about pathanz.
We salute pathans.
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Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi.
Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.
Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi to Larka Roti ko Lapka.
Yoon bar bar food item Badalnay per Larka her bar Khaney ki taraf Bhaga.
Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi sab se Barri Taqat hai.
Last row se aik Student Bola:
Sir g! Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan he...
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Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-)
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The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!
Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana..
Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sheikh Saab Hajj Pe Gaye
Aur Dua Mangne Lagay.
“Ya Allah!
Mere Saray Gunah Muaf Kar Dae
Ya Fair Mera 3 Lakh Wapis Karde
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Santa se uske pita ne pucha: Tumhari class mein sabse mehnati student kon hai?
Santa: Sabse mehnati to mein hi hu.
Pita: wo kaise?
Santa: homework dikhane ke baad sare bache baith kar pdhai karte hain, tab mein akela hi pichli bench per khada rehta hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)