School nahi jaonga
Boy: Papa main kal School nahi jaonga. Papa: Kyon Beta?
Boy: Aaj School main hamara Wazan(Weight) kya tha.
Papa: TO kya hua?
Boy: Aaj Wazan kya hai, Kal baich diya to?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 930 views
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