SaaS: beti Aj se tumhara ghr yhi hy

Aj se tum mjhe MAA or sasur ko ABU kahogi.

Sham ko uska husband ghr aya to boli

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Maa

BHAIYA aa gay.:-O

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 598 views

baki to videsh

Santa: yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai?

Banta:are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh he jiska naam india hai or baki to videsh h:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gabbar: Ye hath mujhe de de thakur,

Gabbar: Ye hath mujhe de de thakur,
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Thakur: Le le..
mere hath lele..
basanti ke bhi le le,.
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Jay aur viru ke bhi lele
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Ramu kaka ke bhi le le
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Aur Octopus ban ja Saale.!
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Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to emotional ho gaya. :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A blonde was swerving

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving
very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I`m sorry sir, but wherever I go,
there`s always a tree in front of me and I can`t seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that`s your air freshener!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A girl dialed her own number

A girl dialed her own number from his boy friend cell to see her name saved in the list like doll or sweety

She was shocked to see

RASHEED PLUMBER..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hmare Ghar Sunday Ko

Hmare Ghar Sunday Ko Zarur Aana

Hum Ap ko

Zarda Pulao

Cold Drink

Matar Paneer

Gulab Jamun

IceCream

Se Hone Wale NUKSANAT K Bare Me Batayenge...-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)