SaaS: beti Aj se
SaaS: beti Aj se tumhara ghr yhi hy
Aj se tum mjhe MAA or sasur ko ABU kahogi.
Sham ko uska husband ghr aya to boli
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Maa
BHAIYA aa gay.:-O
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views
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