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Aik pathan dosry pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia h0ta he?
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Dosra pathan: khocha tm to bilkul akhrot hai sent mesage matlab khushbo wala message.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1108 views
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