An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colors green. pink and yellow. The English man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The Desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 797 views

hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis karo

Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis karo,

Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,

tum humein janwar smjhta hai.

Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beautiful But Stupid B.COM

Beautiful But Stupid B.COM Basically Confidence of Mohabat B.B.A Beauty Broad & Active L.L.B Love 4 Leagal Boy P.H.D Perfect Healthy Dream girl

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy

Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy

Papa:Hum Aaj Hi A/C Lagwa Ly Gay

Paindu Bacha: Abba Aj Bari Garmi Ay

Abba: Ja Kanjra Tind Karwa K Aa Tenu Hosh Aaway

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa’s wife hit him

Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.

Santa: What was that for?

Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.

Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.

Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.

Santa: now what happened?

Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)