Three Friends After Exam
Three Friends After Exam.
Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper blank.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think that we 3 have Copied.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 823 views
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Metric,
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BA
MBA
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Ya
PHD
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shabash
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