1pagal nay 1samjhdar say

1pagal nay 1samjhdar say sawal kia,

Pagal-mombate jale to kya hota hai?
Samajhdar-Roshni,

Pagal-thapad mar kar bol gadhay mom zaya hoti hai,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1906 views
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