Brazer or Bunyaan
Brazer or Bunyaan mein kiya farq
hai?
Pathan:
Bunyaan mein kapra ziyada or load
kam hota hai.
Brazer mein kapra kam or load ziyada
hota hai<
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 1054 views
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